Obama's Self-Adulation Hits New High

This just in from the Obama White House: Good news on the polling front. Even though the president's job approval ratings have plunged into negative territory in every other poll, his score on the all-important PSA Index continues to rise. The president's rating on this index (nothing to do with the prostate) has now reached an astonishing 97% - up from 87% in late 2009, and is now at its highest level ever, according to White House spokesman Robert Gibbs. The PSA Index is the official measure of Presidential Self-Approval. It first came into existence in December of 2009,